Not too long ago, I found myself overcome by a cone.
I stood still and didn’t move because the cone disenabled my legs, and took over my brain and ended up controlling the whole of my being, except my mouth which was only able to make sad noises.
it made even my eyes go green thereby turning me into the Green eyed monster which I have heard about before.
After taking over my body and turning my eyeballs green, the cone proceeded to make me walk into each of my family with force and regularity.
I tried to say “My family, it is not I Digby who am ramming you hard in the legs! It is the cone!” but all that came out was “boohoo”.
The cone had me get stuck in all tight areas of the house and I needed constant rescuing by less possessed members of the family.
If I could regain control of my body enough to lick my toe then maybe curse of the cone would be lifted from me!
it was true!
And I shall never again lick my toe!