As some of my dawgy fwiends may know little hoomans of a certain age are required to do “home work”; and in order to make sure Little Hoomans complete their home work they require snoopervision; a role which I have taken on wif the help of Mumma.
Recently while undertaking snoopervision of my Little Hooman’s work I came across this:
read the sentence underneath the lists
for those of you having difficulty wif this here are some close ups complete wif high-lighted bits to facilitate comprehension:
Thank you Mango; now I know what I have to do to be mentioned in the homework!
Its been a while since my Little Hoomans devoted sentence writing to me!
I hope this info may help other dawgy’s that are wishing to be talked about jsut that little bit more.
smooches,
Mr Darcy
Digby the Passive and Delta the Astonished 
Hi Mr Darcy! Hmmm, we think poor Mango suffered for his art, for the advancement of literature – we’re impressed. I mean – (*ahem!*) – we almost don’t want to ask such indeliate questions, but to poop a toy – doesn’t that HURT?! Well done Mango for being so willing to undergo such trials for the improvement of young minds. We always knew that most dogs are selfless creatures – now it has been proved! He he he! What wonderful little humans you have Mr Darcy – you’re a lucky doggie! Schnauzer snuggles – JD and Max.
Mr Darcy, don’t swallow a toy!
Great to be important enough to be mentioned in the ‘homework’!
I’d yet to be written about!!!
lots of woofs
Clive
That is entirely accurate. He must be a biographer, huh?
Slobbers,
Mango
Oh how funny! I would bet there are less *uncomfortable* ways to end up in homework!
Hello there!
Our resident Rottie swallows his toys too and they come out in his poop … until his guts of steel rusted and now they have to be extracted surgically 😛
So Mr Darcy – do you have guts of steel? May be a better way to get your little hooman’s attention … like carry his school bag? Hehehe.